Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Randomize