so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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