sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
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