are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Randomize