I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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