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Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.

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(901): Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome. http://tfl.nu/dlib

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just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.

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(512): just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever. http://tfl.nu/ittj

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Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon

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(631): Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon http://tfl.nu/mdvf

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I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"

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(210): I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV" http://tfl.nu/w3he

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benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.

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(978): benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are. http://tfl.nu/ifpr

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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.

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(724): after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger. http://tfl.nu/1s95

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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.

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(502): I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time. http://tfl.nu/ujel

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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.

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(850): Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class. http://tfl.nu/j52p

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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?

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(205): Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that? http://tfl.nu/yb0a

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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over

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(908): You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over http://tfl.nu/or3u

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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.

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(714): I am "lost the control of my head" high right now. http://tfl.nu/ruo5

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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.

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(225): He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it. http://tfl.nu/zsrk

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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night

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(501): Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night http://tfl.nu/fi5n

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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.

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(720): I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it. http://tfl.nu/x8ch

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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"

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(330): WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader" http://tfl.nu/kbtf

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