I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I want to fling myself into the sun
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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