I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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