Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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