But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm like, not good at living.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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