your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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