RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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