C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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