38 yer olds are good kisserssss
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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