You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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