So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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