$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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