I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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