I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
God I need to hump something, right now.
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