I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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