..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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