so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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