when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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