ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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