It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize