Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
‪He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life‬
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