I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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