dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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