Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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