Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
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11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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