i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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