Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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