I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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