Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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