U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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