just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Your cock deserves a montage
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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