FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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