And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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