if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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