Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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