honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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