i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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