I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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