If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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