Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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