i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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