No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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