No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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