i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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