Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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